Format: Hardcover
Launch date: January 29, at Sleuth of Baker Street
Dimensions: 320 Pages, 5.95 x 8.67 x 0.95 in
Publisher: McClelland & Stewart
July 31
The man who sashayed into the Pair-a-dice Bar and Lounge, straddled the stool next to the gloomy-looking Tommy Jones, and asked for a beer. He took a couple of swigs, extracted a pack of cigarettes from the left pocket of his shirt, shook one free, then started patting the pockets of his jeans.
“Fuck,” he said, then looked over at Tommy. “Gotta a light?
Tommy picked up his lighter from the bar top, handed it, and cast an incurious glance at the guy. Medium height, copper-colored skin, beaked nose, raven-black hair. Short-sleeved green shirt over a gray T-shirt, jeans. A Mohawk, Tommy guessed.
“Thanks,” giving back the lighter.
“It’s okay.”
The newly arrived took another swig.
“Saw you earlier at the wheel. Bad day, right?” turning his head to
eye the mark better.
Tommy detected an unfamiliar accent. “Bad for me; not for you, dude.” Then said again, “Not for you,” shaking his head and eyeing the circles he was making on the bar top with his glass.
“Whaddaya mean?”
“You guys are making a killing here.”
“You guys?”
“You Mohawks.”
“I ain’t Mohawk.”
Tommy frowned, let the glass alone, stared.
“You ain’t Native Indian?”
“I’m Mexican.”
The white man shook his head and chuckled. “Well, sorry ’bout that. You looked Mohawk to me.”
“I know. Up here people think anyone looks like me is Mohawk, or Iroquois, or Oneida. But I’m Mexican. You Canadian, right?”
Tommy smiled, nodded, sipped from his Molson, puckered his lips.
“Yep. From Cornwall. You’ve been to Canada?”
“Every year for the last five. From August to October, I tend bar in
Quebec. Make some money, haul ass back home. Patricio Tirado,” the man said and extended his right hand.
“Oh, hi. Tommy Jones.” They shook.
“Like the actor?”
“Minus the Lee.”
“And minus the pineapple face too,” Patricio said with an engaging smile.
Tommy nodded and took another sip; Patricio drew on his cigarette. The Akwesasne Mohawk Casino, on Route 37, was a mostly pink, single-story building with a green roof, the sole attraction in Hogansburg, a New York state town close to the Canadian border. Operated by the Mohawk Tribal Council, it had almost a thousand slot machines, tables for roulette, craps, poker, blackjack, and a money wheel. Those actively playing on the gaming floor could order alcoholic drinks at a reduced price. Tommy Jones was correct; by tossing together gaming, spirits, food, and state-of-the-art security, the Mohawks were making a bundle.
“I’m not a gambler, you know?” Patricio said, “But every year, just before going into Canada and when I head back home, I come here, gamble a hundred or so, and watch other players. Mostly watch. Relaxes me. And you know what? I’d never seen seven blacks in a row before.”
“You were there?”
“Right behind you. It’s like tossing a coin and getting tails seven consecutive times. I mean, what are the odds?”
Tommy Jones considered the question for a few moments, then launched into a four-minute-long tirade on randomness: red/black, odd/even, three columns, 00 to 17, 18 to 36, proving he knew nothing about the law of independent trials.
“How much did you lose?” Patricio asked, once Tommy’s outburst on the vagaries of luck concluded.
“Almost five Cs,” with a sigh. Then he lit a cigarette.
“Wow. Oh, well, next time. What do you do for a living?”
Once he’d ordered his third beer, Tommy said he owned two bed and breakfasts, one in Cornwall, the other in Hogansburg.
“So, you have one foot in Canada, the other in the U.S., right?” Patricio, smiling.
“That’s right.”
“Lots of driving.”
“You bet,” agreed Tommy.
“You are in the Nexus, I suppose.”
“‘Course.”
Patricio nodded approvingly, ready to make his pitch.
“Tommy, would you like to make five Cs?” crushing the butt.
Tommy Lee frowned in confusion and stared at Patricio. The cash he had lost belonged to his wife and his sister-in-law, co-owners of the bed and breakfasts. The women occasionally transferred dollars across the border to take advantage of fluctuations in exchange and interest rates. He was supposed to hand the greenbacks he’d lost to his wife for her to deposit in the company’s US-dollar checking account at a TD in Cornwall tomorrow morning. Two days earlier, after he’d blown $325 at this same casino, Emma had given him a stern warning: Next time he gambled away her and her sister’s dough, she would sue for divorce and find a new guy to do the rooms and take out the trash at both B&Bs. For this Tommy was paid $200 a week; the 1996 Buick Le Sabre in the casino’s parking lot was his sole material possession. Before the talkative Latin American came in, Tommy had been considering which used-car dealer would pay most for his jalopy and what good reason he could give Emma for selling it, so she wouldn’t suspect it was because he had lost the $460 Darlene had given him that afternoon.
Patricio — real name Valerio de Alba, a Peruvian national who had never set foot in Canada — didn’t know all this, but he and his lover, Chris Dawson, had spent three days checking out vehicles entering the U.S. across the Seaway International Bridge. In their 2003Cadillac De Ville they had followed cars with Canadian plates to the casino, scrutinized the drivers as they parked, then tagged them inside. Quickly discarding the noticeably affluent, those who bet small amounts for fun, and the big, mean-looking ones, they focused on the easily identifiable pathological gamblers: folks who were excited when winning, depressed when losing, and desperate when the loss was insurmountable. Chris had spotted Tommy on their first scouting day, when the dude lost $325. They tailed him when he left, jotted down the plate, watched him cross the bridge to Canada, and the following morning saw the Buick return to New York state.
In his early forties and not too bright, Tommy wore his shoulder-length hair in a ponytail, shaved maybe once a week, didn’t seem particularly keen on showering daily, and wore cheap pants. In denial of his thirty-eight-inch waist, Tommy kept buying thirty-four-inch pants –the size he wore in his twenties– and fastened them three inches below his navel.
The Peruvian and Chris had watched with great interest as Tommy emptied the bed and breakfast’s garbage cans, took orders from a tall, overweight woman in her late thirties, later wolfed down hamburgers at Wendy’s. Two hours earlier, as he hurried into the casino, Tommy had ripped open a white envelope, pulled out a sheaf of bills, and lost it all in an hour and a half. Then he had padded to the Pair-A-Dice to brood. From the slot machine where he had been dropping coins to pass the time, Chris had stared at Valerio and raised his eyebrows, wordlessly asking his partner whether this was the right moment to make their move. The spurious Mexican, standing thirty feet away, had given three fast nods. Then Chris had shrugged and nodded once.
“Of course I’d like to make five Cs,” Tommy said, wondering if, for the first time ever, God was showing compassion for him, “but it depends on the risk. I’m not going to prison for that kind of money.”
Valerio shook his head and averted his eyes to show how sad that remark made him. No decent Mexican would ask anyone to do anything illegal.
“I’m a good judge of character, Tommy,” he said, struggling to overcome his sorrow. “You ain’t stupid. I can see that. Only a stupid man would risk his freedom for five hundred bucks. On the other hand, I come from a poor but principled family. They raised me right. I have a conscience,” –tapping his chest with his right thumb– “and I don’t want to end in jail either. Other Canadians have done what I would’ve asked you to do today ten times over, and nothing bad happened. But if you think I would ask you to do something that would get you in trouble, I withdraw my offer. It was a pleasure to meet you. Barman!”
Valerio pulled a thick wad of fifty-dollar bills from the right pocket of his jeans.
“No, wait,” Tommy said, and Valerio knew the little fish was hooked and now it was just a matter of reeling it in gently.
“Sir?” the barkeeper.
Valerio eyed Tommy questioningly.
“Bring my friend a beer and put it in my tab,” the Canuck said.



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